getting Old

Monk found this headline. He's worried now and I'll explain later.

"FDA Cautions Public About Electronic Cigarettes"

First, we had the gramaphone, then those "transistor" radios, now we have electronic exercise "Wi", but electronic cigarettes. I give up.

Plug and smoke?

Can you connect it to your home internet device and it will start smoking as soon as dinner is over.

Now we don't to worry about what happens after … when we roll over and take a proud draw on the cancer stick? Can you set it to go out automatically in case you fall asleep in bed … … reading?

Maybe the electronic device zaps the smoke before it becomes old and second hand.

It keeps on smoking without any puffing? One charge is worth the price of 4 packs of cigarettes (which today is about equal to Idyllwild cabin).

So Monk has heard of climate change and smog! So this product kinda scares him. He'd like to know if the carbon offset for an electronic cigarette includes the coal or gas burned to power the cigarette?